Trent Reznor -- Tired of Wasting Time on the Golf Course

So, you're trent reznor and you're tired of sitting around the country club in Melrose. You already have lots of money and all the space coke a man could want. Well shit, what else do you do? You make an album with your wife, that's what. It's a family production this time kids, and if you listen really close to Track 3 you can hear them arguing about whose turn it is to do the fucking dishes.

Now you're probably saying "what the fuck are you talking about spike did you finish all the ether too soon?" Well, yes. But, lets get right down to it.

How to Destroy Angels will released their self-titled debut EP as a free download via the How to Destroy Angels website. That's right Trent's new project will be totally free and I gotta say it sounds pretty good after a handful of reds and a bottle of Wild Turkey...with mezcal chasers(obviously). So, there you have it the REVERSE CASH GRAB. The man is literally giving his music away now.

Don't worry though he'll make his money back by releasing some bullshit package of every Nine Inch Nails album and some beat up piece of shit guitar covered with corn syrup. The first 100 buyers also get pubic hair and Trent's toothbrush. The Deluxe Edition? Personal blowjob (est. $50 value).

Oh, and for you sick fucks out there watch Trent's wife burn slowly.