Some dickhead took a brick on my library computer...and I got this shitty email

Some guys never learn, ya know? Like that bum who's always hiding behind the dumpster at mcdonalds these guys aren't afraid to give a halfway decent handjob or even a z-job if your dad is paying. Some jerk thought I played drums and sent me this shitty email. I had to set him straight...right after I kicked him in the baby makers. Check out this shit peddler:
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from "J. C. Martin"
to "spikeanderson"

Hi Spike,

This is J. C. Martin from Black Angel. We have had a really good four piece band with Reed Barnham on bass; Candy Davider on lead and back-up vocals and percussion; Mike Michaels on drums; and me on lead vocals and guitar. We just started booking shows and had two shows booked for July and August. I was all set to book 12 or 15 shows when our drummer, Mike Michaels, decided to pull out and concentrate on his other parts of his life. Mike is going to play a show with us at Mr. T's Bowl and Nightclub in Highland Park (Los Angeles) on Saturday night July 3 at 10:00 p.m. and the second show if we need him. This band really kicks ass and is headed for the BIG TIME. We now have 38,750 friends on MySpace; have had 245,000 visits to this site; we are being played on 850 FM and internet radio stations; and we have had acclaim for having the Song Of The Year for 2007 by Chuck Eddy, senior music editor of Billboard Magazine in New York. Check us out at www.MySpace.com/BlackAngelBand. We have been offered over ten record distribution deals, but haven't accepted any of them because they won't put any real money up until we "make something happen". That is what we plan to do with our live shows. We have been rehearsing at Albatross Studios in Ventura and in Van Nuys. If you are interested, let me know and I will send you an MP3 with our latest songs on them. Thanks for your interest.

J. C. Martin


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from spike
to J.C Martin


where do I start...ok

1) from a drummer's point of view the music is boring.

2) mr. t's bowl is a terrible venue and not one that bands that "are going somewhere" should be playing.

3) you guys really need to work on your singing this whole ripping off the rolling stones thing just isn't working.

good luck, you'll need it.
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from J.C. Martin
to spikeanderson


fuck you

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from spikeanderson
to J.C. Martin


fuck me?? I was just being honest which is more then your bandmates or friends will do apparently because you keep going.

love,

spike

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from J.C. Martin
to spikeanderson

Dude,
Anyone who puts his goal in music is surviving is a LOSER. Attached you will find that my song, "One Beer" was selected as the Song Of The Year for 2007 by Chuck Eddy, senior music editor of Billboard Magazine in New York, NY. The song has been played on over 850 radio stations worldwide. Attached are reviews or our other albums. I am going to spam you from now on as your mother and father obviously never taught you that "Don't say anything if it isn't nice".

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THINK YOU CAN READ THIS FOR FREE WITHOUT SENDING SOME SKAG MONEY MY WAY? THINK AGAIN, FUCKO. CLICK ON THE PHOTO AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE AND BUY A SPIKE ANDERSON T-SHIRT SO I WON'T HAVE TO PUBLISH YOUR IP ON HERE AND SEND ALL THE NAMBLA MEMBERS/SHILOE FANS WHO READ THIS AFTER YOU.