Here's Some Music Made That Sounds Like It's Made By Mental Patients Raping A Room Full of Instruments

Hey Fuckmops, quit trying to teabag your buddies during band practice and listen to some real music. The greatest band in the history of cocaine has just recorded this shit in the Silverlake YMCA's computer lab in 12 minutes. That's right, a new track from Sexual Hitler. Yeah, you might as well sell your guitar to buy a 12 gauge to put in your mouth for dinner, because you're never gonna be able to compete. Sucker.


Sexual Hitler - Scrotum Buffet



Marty Stevens put together an album, and you'd better lock your doors if you don't want to hear it. That fucker will break in, blast his shitty generic rock on yer jambox, and wake you up at 3 AM. What else is he gonna do when he's speeding and needs to interrupt someone's day to get his kicks?



Marty Stevens - Break, Enter, and Fuck Up Your Day