"Freelance Photographer"...OF MY ASSHOLES!

Los Angeles is a cesspool. Don't believe me? Look at these hipster fucks! Well blow my starfish, everyone is influenced by punk, and yet, everyone is so predictably safe. Where's my patron n piss shooter? Ew...Spikester, don't hurt 'em. Well, fuck you I'm a freelance photographer and my upper middle class stock broker parents have the Apple Store receipts to prove it.

The unedited versions of my photos in The Shit Deli.