Target: the new Ameoba Records

If there were any justice in the world the only singing these fuckers would be doing is thru a Del Taco intercom asking what kind of sauce you want on your macho burrito or letting you know what time "Sparkles" will be hitting the stage at Jumbo's Clown Room.
Well you know...injecting coke into your ironic neck tattoo doesn't pay for itself! So when the funds are low and you're tired of banging the slump busters at Spaceland....release a fucking christmas album for.......TARGET!!!!!! Thats right, Target commercials aren't for rubbing one out to Zoey Daschanel and her autotuned crap ass anymore. "Hey we are the Wavves and we make horrible ear raping music for people who like to buy shitty Korean electronics at a premium price." At least you can make a bong out of the TV when it dies in 4 months (you know....conveniently after the 90 day warranty expires) which is more than I can say for a shitty Wavves seasonal song. Ever had your ass and ears raped at the same time? Well now you can because this questionable Wavves "song" is a collaborative effort with Best Coast. This is where you chug a bottle of industrial cleaner and ram poppers into your nostrils because death will come much faster. Listening to this shit excuse for a song will only prolong the pain. But hey, if that's your thing then download the song and I'll point you in the direction of a great Dominatrix from the classifieds of the LA Xpress.