JS Bach, History's Greatest Asshole

And I quote, “It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself.”

He might have also said (off the record), "Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why is it so hard for you to play this shit?! GOD! All you gotta do is tap that thing on the beat and that's it. Is that is too hard for you, fucknuts??"

What a dick.

I can't wait to read that book he wrote about architecture, "Building a Skyscraper is Easy: All You Have to Do is Put Some Steel On Top of Some Wood And Nail 'Em Together, Toolbag. Seriously, Why is That So Hard For You?! Jesus!"