Vile pissbags Prince and T-Pain have spoken: Music and the internet are over. Now we're going to have to figure out what the fuck to do with ourselves. Drink Brandy/transmission fluid cocktails from a stolen colostomy bag? Feed Tommy Lasorda to the street people of Westwood? Actually get a fucking JOB and work for a living?!?! Jesus christ, can you actually imagine? The horror, the horror. Spike Anderson, toiling under the goddamned sun, picking those goddamned bananas 26 hours a day. No longer bilking the gullible and gutless out of their trust funds...
NO! Wake the fuck up! What kind of rat bastard psychotic would even write something like that?!?
Yeah, the rest of us still use the internet and listen to music (although not all of us are listening to the soundtrack to Glitter like you probably are, jagoff). Seriously, if the right combination of drugs can make a human being actually say something as shit-brained and ridiculous as "the internet is over," can't we figure out the right level of GHB to pump into our leaders to make them say that the War in Iraq is over? Or maybe that the war in Iraq is now going to be fought by only the members of congress and their families. Also, Rush Limbaugh is going to be used as a condom for the rest of his life.
As for music, well, it probably should be over by now. At least it should be for bands who just want to impress hookers and get rich by selling pop-punk bullshit to advertising executives. Well I say go home kids, the shit rock bailout is over. Spike Anderson's Teabagging Party has come to drape its sweaty sac of truth onto your worthless careers. Get fucked, get out, leave my 230% cut in my mailbox behind the Tastee Freeze.
Does that sound too vicious? Fuck off! But I have more to say, so now you should LISTEN, scum.
Is Google in bed with the CIA? No. Fucking...no. Not more than any other corporation or company, at least. Google saves, at most, the terms you search for on its website. That's not necessarily as important as you might think. Searching for something is different than visiting a web page. You can search for "banana bread recipes" and end up following the search results to something completely different (that's how people get away with looking at porn sites at work). On the other hand, ISPs keep all of the REALLY damning information on you (i.e. your name, age, location, at least credit card number, etc.). So if the CIA is in league with anyone, it's the ISPs (most of whom are owned by giant multi-national corporations). So the next time you see someone like M.I.A. say something in the press like "Google and Facebook were developed by the CIA, and when you're on there, you have to know that." then you know they don't actually have any fucking clue what they're talking about. If you don't understand something, you can't make a statement IN THE FUCKING PUBLIC PRESS about it.
MIA's reply:
if the corporations own the government(or the other way around) then doesn't that mean the cia or "government" might have access to your private information....for a price??
That said, maybe I'm wrong and maybe its time we take it to the streets...or I could just continue drinking kentucky moonshine and shooting pigeons.
Oh yeah, and Noam Chomsky. You know, the guy who actually checks his facts:
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You have your head so far up your ass. Glenn Beck said it best, "When I was young, I smoked a bunch of pot and played rick dee's top 40 shit for a living. I eventually moved on to hard alcohol, got a divorce and now I routinely flush 20% of my income to the Mormom tabernacle choir. Oh and hippies are nazi's and the government wants to institute a one child policy and facebook is the goverment, developed by a harvard grad. Oh, and make sure to check, my twatter...I mean twitter".
ReplyDeleteRonald McReagan, I have only one thing to say to you...got any rock???
ReplyDeleteif the corporations own the government(or the other way around) then doesn't that mean the cia or "government" might have access to your private information....for a price??
ReplyDeleteHey fucker,
ReplyDeleteFelt like arguing with a guy who collects his own piss in jars, eh?
Government or no, NO ONE has access to my private stash. It's buried somewhere behind the dog park on Centinela, and I was too cranked up on Angel Dust when I buried it to remember where the hell it is. I'm going to go back there with one of those drug sniffing dogs, or maybe Phil Spector if I can spring him (no one can ferret out a bag of nose candy faster than that guy).
And my point isn't that corporations like Google don't give out information, my point is that there are many other, BETTER ways to get that information for less money. The comment about Google and Facebook being in league with the CIA is kind of like saying someone is trying to sell cocaine to Columbia--they've already got it (and it's usually cut with the tears of their orphans...now that's some good shit!).