Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Spike's Guide to Making Facebook Your Bitch

When you try to befriend fucksters from La Jolla on Facebook, this is your reward:

Private message from
Heidi Redman
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r u kidding. did you see Psalms 41 on my profile page? I hang out with church folks and people that love God and never ever do drugs. I think you might get more friends if you changed your image away from the drugged out loser from the 80's. just a suggestion.

Reply:
1) I'm God.
2) Jesus is my bitch.
3) Try some heroin.

This is my gospel.
- Spike Anderson Doesn't Give a Fuck

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