Fucksgiving Time: Be Thankful Your Co-workers Haven't Heard Your Shit Band Yet

Yep, the ole spikester is combining both shitty holidays into one piece of shit holiday full of hate, rage and plenty of heroin-stuffed turkey for all. We have all the fixin's: OG asbestos shake and lawn shavings stuffing and loads of speed-infused yams from the Applebee's dumpster.

Someone who is clearly in need of some "medicinal" crank is Mitt Romney. The poor sonuvabitch was in the news again and he's going to need something to soften the blow of being second to Sarah Palin(aka Ken Ramos aka The Human Cock Vacuum) as a Candidate. Polls indicate that he's under Sarah Palin much like every fratboy in Alaska was during the Summer of 1964. Getting back to Mitt Romney here's a piece from his Bio:
"At the culturally conservative Brigham Young, Romney continued to be sheltered from much of the upheaval of the era, and did not join in the few protests against the war or against the LDS Church's policy against giving full membership to blacks."

Great...so he's a racist AND a pussy.

But, enough about Mitt Romney the guy should've been a fuckin' blow job.
+You know, Speed is a great holiday drug. When you're alone and in pain sometimes you need something to ease that pain. Or, in this case just speed the pain up.

Whatever you end up doing this holiday season just stay the fuck out of cerritos