Punch a CEO in the Dick

I used to be a janitor once. I got fired for huffing whatever was inside of the plastic spray bottles they gave me. Hey, it was a pretty intense 20 minutes of work, and I needed some refreshment. So I just walked off the job in protest with a free janitor's cart full of all the supplies I need to make some potent Riverside County-strength crank. So much for my first day at work. Suckers!

The point is, no one needs janitors. The people in Century City have said as much in between corporate coke meetings and the inter-office stroke fest that surrounds their meaningless lives. They let janitors strike and close down traffic in protest a few days ago, presumably because they were too busy trying to shovel cash into each others pockets to notice what was going on. Some jagoff wrote an opinion article that sums up nothing about what happened, but that's not that important. What's really important is that janitors are making people wait in traffic for 20 minutes. The nerve of those nasty bastards! We oughtta bring in compact M79s full of CS gas and then have armor roll over whatever is still left on the streets. Nothing short of death is an acceptable punishment for making Steve Payraise late for his daily after work wife-beating, orgy, and/or NAMBLA club meeting.

Ah, that sweet shameful dregs of humanity that I call the internet. Want to see the publicly exposed prejudice of corporate America? Look at the comment section of any LA Times news article--especially one that is in any way related to immigration, immigrants, or even mentions in passing something about Mexico. There you will find self-described corporate executives openly commenting that "the world doesn't need $13.50/hour janitors. Go back to your home countries and look for work there."

My heart smiles with joy at this man or woman's words about exactly how these people should live their lives. Of course he knows what he's talking about, he makes more money per year than you! If he tells you something (i.e. that the holocaust is a Jew sympathy ploy, or that the hollow earth is filled with half-Jew Ry'Leth people who can suck your soul out through your spine like spaghetti) it has to be right. For chrissakes, what's wrong with these people? Don't they recognize the truth when they hear it?! Don't worry, Joe Fuckforbrains has a simple solution to all worldly problems: simply "go back" to your home country. And if you're a Hispanic person born in America, as many of these janitoral workers probably are, then you should just throw a dart at a map of Central America and "go back" to whatever country it lands upon. It makes total fucking sense! Pay no attention to the fact that even a 13 year old, buzzed off his tits from chewing on Elmer's brain-melting glue sticks all day, can poke more holes in that argument than an old world picayune whore house.

So, to recap:
- Being rich means that you're right about everything, and if someone disagrees you can always make some calls; bring in some heavies for ten bucks a head (plus expenses) to come over off the boat like a pack of goddamned wolverines. They'll crack every skull in the city if they have to...and burn all the office buildings right to the ground.
- Poor people are the cause of all problems, everywhere.
- Fuck off!