How do you squeeze more heroin out of your local hipster?
Step 1: Have no taste in music.
Step 2: Don't start band Start music page.
Step 3: Take photo of self in wife beater or failing that post-coitus feline sex.
Step 4: Tell people what kind of music to like then don't be open to other people's opinions.
Step 5: Aol Skag from Huffington Post!!1
Step 6: Try to act like a bad ass Punk Rocker but really be some sad fuck living a boring life.
Step 7: Pull the Plug on any band you don't like.
Also, make a wikipedia that says you're openly gay. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_Keller That definately helps.
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