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On March 22, Tom Waits was accepted into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. Also, two Weeks ago, my shit was "accepted" into a toilet, where it will probably go on to be the next owner of Spaceland. I'm not comparing Tom Waits to shit, just the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame to a place where people unclench the bowels of the collective music industry and millionaires pat one another on the back. Hey, maybe they've got a space for him there next to ABBA and Dick Clark's massive coke spoon.

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
- Hunter S. Thompson