Resurgence of The Paycheck/Rush Limbaugh should have been a blowjob

My old friend Jimmy called me the other day to talk about Lenny Dykstra. I had to smack him upside the head and remind him of two things:

1) Lenny Dykstra is a baseball player and not even that great of one. I'm sure the 2 people still watching baseball might care but the rest of us DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

2) There are more important things like the story out of Arizona. Basically, someone who isn't brain damaged but may become a vegetable was almost killed by this fuckhead who was possibly inspired by this dumbfuck.

Just remember Jim, Rush Limbaugh knows best.