From: "Ken S."
To: "Spike Anderson"
I said it once before and I'll say it again. Leave us the fuck alone! We aren't even in the same band anymore.
Guess what?! Ken Stamos is a piece of shit. I used to play slide guitar for that scumbag and he never paid me then he stole my last tab of acid. He's lucky I don't find out where he sleeps and order "Tommy C." to blow mud on him after finishing a microwave burrito bought at an Exxon/Mobile. Oh shit!!!!!11 I sure got Exxon/Mobile good, maybe now they'll send me a half-assed email and have something else in common with "Ken Stamos." I sure could use something to wipe my ass with!!1
Now you might be asking yourself.."what's the other thing spike?" Well Just like everyone that works for Exxon/Mobile, Ken Stamos should have been a blowjob.
Email Ken Stamos at cata1ystk@hotmail.com and tell him to put the guitar down or at least return my acid tab!!1
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