Meth, Records, and Links to Confused Meth Heads Boasting About The Quality of Their Meth Source

Yet another pasty white man plans to drive around Tennessee in a yellow rape van, only this time it's Jack White. But here's the twist: he says there's records inside instead of delicious candy. Does that really help you rape more kids, Jack?


Did you know that 97% of all high school aged kids have never acquired a crippling meth addiction? And why not? Jesus, don't the kids have access to google meth search in schools these days?! I blame the economy and budget cuts for cheating our kids out their spastic, stuttering birthright. Listen to your man on the inside, Spike--try punching in "jesse hughes biker meth", you fuckin' kids! Pick any one of the 193 links that comes up and you're good.