Notes n' Coke

- Monsanto, which started out as one of the planets largest chemical companies is also responsible for such chemical compounds as Agent Orange, Bovine Growth Hormone, PCBs and genetically-engineered crops. They're still operating and spraying stuff all over the food we eat. Wanna get high? Just go down to the supermarket and buy some food they've sprayed their chemicals on. Did I say "high"? I meant "incredible chest pains and tumors." Shit's wild.

- Steve Albini sez "Sonic Youth stole my last eighth so now I'm gonna call 'em sellouts!" Anyone who sells more than 20 records is a sell out, I guess. Good news, Shiloe: you're still too worthless to sellout! Milk it for all the indie cred you can. Anyway, read the part of the interview where he says that he hopes GQ magazine fails....in an interview with GQ magazine. Yep, yet another person/company that won't ever return Steve Albini's calls again. Like his ex-wife. Or his family. Or anyone in the town he lives in. Which is why he had to break down and do an interview about music in GQ magazine in the first place -- no music magazine would talk to him. I'm looking forward to Steve Albini's interview in Home and Garden Magazine in 10 years after he's burned all his bridges. He'll call the interviewer a sellout, shit his pants, and start huffing from a paint can to keep the machine elves out of his brain. Another bridge needlessly burned, Fuck YEAH!